Category: Comedy & Humour

Virtue Signalling Celebs

Do you know what really annoys me? It’s when celebrities appear on Tv shows or…

I’ll have to take it again you blinked!

Like most photographers I have hundreds, possibly thousands of very bad photos taken at the…

The Left and Right’s of British Politics

Ever wondered what all of that Left and Right stuff is all about, here’s a…

Diets and Death

I’ve had to have some blood tests lately, but before I get the results I…

Ewww are you EU in or EU out!

I’ve been quiet lately, but now that the government has lifted it’s gagging order I…

I Hate Cyclists

It’s summertime again!  You know what that means, long hot sweltering days, a heaviness in…

King Blair and the ‘Leaders Club’

I’m really shocked now, just found out this morning that ‘king Blair as I like…

Eclipse Fever

Eclipse Fever gripped the nation this morning when people suddenly realised that it was getting…

The Age of Aquarius

Forbidden Fruit! When I was a kid growing up the odd person would occasionally mention…

My Internet has gone crap again.

I’m laying the blame at the door of TalkTalk for this one.     I’ve…

If Elected…

It’s general election fever…   Modern politicians have gone wrong wrong by appealing to the…

If you’ve been affected by…

Birds of a b*****d feather….   I absolutely hate Birds of a Feather.  It’s ****.…

Thanks for Nothing Ed!

or why I hate the Tories (oops, I mean the labour party).   Put simply…

Cats are Heroes!

Cats are awesome, I just love cats.  They are the elite special forces of the…

Hot Politics or Why I ******* Hate the Tories

Honestly, it’s because they are liars, not the barefaced election promise type of lies that…

Harris, Hitler, Cyclists and Health Freaks

Two little boys had two little paint brushes… Lets start with a tale of two…

The Internet Has Changed Everything!

I was recently asked by a friend if I could attend a special event on…

Did you know you are so fat and ugly?

That honest to goodness was the first line of the spam email I got today…

That’s Sad That Is!

I was talking to some people recently that I kind of know from work.  We…

Dumbing Down, Schoolteachers and the Vatican can’t spell ‘Jesus’

Teachers are scum! I don’t know about you, but if you are anything like me…

Internet Download Shit

You’ve successfully uninstalled Wajam from your browser. We’re sorry to see you go…   If…

God The X Factor has gone shit

In short it’s a zombie program, kept alive only by the TV networks willingness to…

Red Ed Vs The Energy Companies

I’ve had a few months off and despite the sh*t things that have happened in…

Gay Marriage

I managed to piss off a lot of people tories when Thatcher died so after…

Environmentalists

Just for the record, just to make it clear, I f***ing hate environmentalists or hippies…

Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead

Is a tune that might actually make it into the Top 40 due to the…

Snow and bin bags

One inch, one fucking inch of snow and no bins collected, I mean what’s wrong…